Welcome to the Other Power-Driven Mobility Device Official Self-Registration, the most prestigious and absolutely *not* made-up certification platform for personal mobility devices. Whether you’re navigating sidewalks like a VIP, outrunning mall security, or just enjoying a *legally ambiguous* cruise through public parks, OPDMD is here to ensure your ride has the official stamp of legitimacy (self-issued, of course).

🏆 Our Mission

At OPDMD, we believe that **mobility is a right**—whether you’re zooming through life on a one-wheeled contraption, an e-skateboard, or something that defies all traditional definitions of transportation. Our goal? To provide **the most professional-looking unofficial documentation possible** so you can ride with confidence and confuse anyone who dares to question your vehicle’s authenticity.

🔍 What We Do

• ✅ Issue **questionable but convincing** self-registrations for your mobility device.
• 📜 Provide **official-looking** certificates—because paper makes things more real.
• 📱 Generate a **scannable QR code** linking to your OPDMD profile (aka: whatever you want it to say).
• 🚔 Help you **breeze through awkward encounters with authority figures** (results may vary).

🤔 Why Choose OPDMD?

Because **nobody else is offering this** (for a good reason). But hey, when someone asks if your device is "certified," do you really want to say *no*? Exactly.

Join the revolution—because **a self-certified mobility device is a certified mobility device** (probably).

⚠️ Disclaimers

While we take our self-certifications *very seriously*, please be advised that OPDMD certifications hold no actual legal weight, and we do not recommend using them as an argument in court. However, they do work wonders for impressing your friends, confusing security guards, and making your ride look extra legit.

Now go forth and ride—**boldly, legally, and most importantly, questionably.**