Welcome to the Other Power-Driven Mobility Device (OPDMD) Self-Registration, where your totally legitimate and not-at-all suspicious personal mobility device can receive its official self-registration.
Whether you’re gliding through a park, dodging angry Karens, or avoiding eye contact with authorities, a registered OPDMD adds that extra touch of credibility. Our system provides a unique serial number and a QR code linking to a fully customizable profile—so you can prove your device's importance with the gravitas it deserves.
🚀 Why Register?
- 📜 Official-Looking Certification – Because nothing says legitimacy like self-issued documents.
- 📱 Scannable QR Code – Instantly link to your device’s “specs” (or whatever you feel like writing).
- 🚓 Dealing With Authorities – “Sir, as you can see, this is my medically necessary OPDMD.”
- 🏆 Bragging Rights – Impress your friends with your totally certified personal mobility credentials.
🔧 How It Works
- ⚡ Register your OPDMD using our simple (and not at all questionable) form.
- đź“„ Receive your unique OPDMD Certificate and serial number.
- đź“Ś Print and stick the QR code onto your ride.
- 🚀 Glide through life with an air of untouchable authority.
Don’t let technicalities hold you back. Register today and become part of the revolution—one self-certified OPDMD at a time.